Wednesday 27 February 2008

Easy and virtually free patchwork quilt – Part 5

Read part 1
Read part 2
Read part 3
Read part 4

Before we get on to assembling the quilt, you need to organise some supplies. A quilt is a 3 layer sandwich:

The quilt top - the pretty bit you have spent ages making.
The wadding - the soft fluffy insides of a quilt that makes it warm.
The backing – usually plain fabric.


Wadding and backing basics

There are loads of different types of quilt wadding. (Americans call it batting) Some is made from natural fibres like cotton, some from polyester, and some are a blend.

The polyester wadding is inexpensive, and comes in different thickness. It doesn’t shrink when washed. I used 2 inch polyester wadding in the first quilt I ever made. We use this quilt everyday on the sofa and it has turned super soft and snugly.

The cotton wadding gives a more traditional flatter look, and generally I prefer this, especially for art quilts that hang on the wall. It will shrink a bit when washed so either pre wash it, or embrace the antique puckered look you'll get in the future. The cotton wadding is more expensive but lovely.

There are more expensive alternatives like wool or even alpaca if you want to go for warmth.

If you buy wadding on the internet it is generally sold in pre-cut bed sized pieces, so you will probably get quite a bit of wastage. Most fabric shops will sell quilt wadding by the metre and this is your best bet for avoiding leftovers. John Lewis also sell wadding.

I bit a rather expensive bullet a while ago and bought a whole bolt of cotton wadding.  It seemed a big outlay at the time but it was sensible because I make alot of quilts.  I haggled the price down with the fabric shop man because the wadding had gone a bit bobbly.  

Extra thrift tip:  Keep all scraps of wadding, however small.  It makes very good stuffing for soft toys. 

For the backing you need another piece of fabric just larger than your quilt top. My local fabric shop sells bed sheet seconds for £2 so I often use those for backing. Also I use cream calico quite a lot as  it’s very reasonably priced. Recycle an old bed sheet if you have one spare. If you don't have a spare I bet your Granny has. If you want the backing to co-ordinate with your top you could buy some matching cotton.

Your quilt will probably be wider than your backing fabric so you will have to join 2 or 3 lengths together. It might seem like a waste, but put the seam down the middle, not to one side. I know it means ending up with 2 thinner off cuts, but an off centre seam looks like a mistake. You can always use your off cuts in another patchwork project!


Similarly if you need 3 widths to make up the desired size, put your seams symmetrically like this:


Of course if you are using a bed sheet no joining will be required!

Hope you like my little diagrams! Please don't reproduce them without asking me first.

Tuesday 26 February 2008

Felafel

After my first post I was asked to put up some more recipes using pulses. Here's a great one - home made felafel. I made this for a large group of people, fried them up before they came then kept them warm in the oven. They went down a treat, despite being really odd shapes because I'm a rubbish fryer.

Actually it's because I have a phobia of deep-fat frying (yes, I shallow fry my felafel). I've honestly never done it in my life. It's directly related to learning how to put a chip pan fire out in Guides. I had nightmares for ages and to this day have to actively not think about it.

Right, if you don't have similar ailment, here's a brilliant video showing you how to fry neat little balls.

However I was appauled to see her using packet mixture! Appauled and surprised, because I think her little videos are really good.

So here's a recipe for making your own mixture. I love this kind of cooking. It smells wonderful as it all combine and mushes together. My mouth is watering...

Felafel

1 tin chick peas*, rinsed qnd drained
6 spring onions
1 egg
grated zest and juice of half a lemon
1 clove of garlic
a handful of fresh coriander (about 2 tbsp if it were chopped)
1 tbsp tahini
1 tsp ground coriander
1 tsp cumin
1/2 tsp cinnamon
pinch cayenne pepper (or chilli I guess for a bit of kick)
salt and pepper
oil for frying
enough flour/alternative to make it the right consistency (my recipe says '30g fresh white bread' but the first time I made this it had to be gluten free so I improvised)

fresh coriander to garnish

For the sauce

4 tbsp plain yogurt
2 tbsp olive oil
1 tbsp lemon juice
1 tbsp tahini**

Whiz it all up in a blender, leave to sit in the fridge for half an hour and then fry. Serve in pitta bread with sauce. I've given you quantities for the sauce, but it isn't an exact science and you might want to leave out the yogurt to make it vegan (funny people, those...).


(My silly sausage sister said I should put up a picture of a fire in a chip pan. What a truly horrid idea. Any readers that are interested can google chip pan fires for themselves.)

* apparantly they're called garbanzo beans in the states
** sesame seed paste

Easy and virtually free patchwork quilt – Part 4

Read part 1
Read part 2
Read part 3

As I mentioned previously I am making this quilt at the same time as photographing and writing about it. It's the crafting equivalent of Jack Bauer and 24; it’s happening in real time, as it were. Not quite so many terrorists involved though. I’m telling you this so you realise that I’ve not forgotten the rest of the instructions. I haven’t – I just haven’t completed the next step yet!

The result of my lax attitude is that this is not really an official 'part' - I just wanted to show you my finished quilt top:


I’ve sewn together all the blocks as described in part 3, and pressed it all nice and flat. It will seem to shrink slightly as you sew because you are losing fabric in the seams. The more seams you have the more it will shrink in overall size.

When you are pressing the quilt top don’t be afraid to use the steam iron to your advantage. If it is a bit puffy in places keep pressing and gently pulling until it’s flat. If after intensive ironing it’s still not totally flat don’t worry, the quilting process will help to disguise the problem.


So far this quilt has been free and fully recycled. The next instalment will require a small financial outlay, so get saving those pennies. Back soon.


I’m really pleased to report that I’ve had an email from Jenny who has decided to try this project and make her first patchwork quilt. If anyone else is planning to give it a try, please let me know! It gives me incentive to carry on writing. Jenny said she went to a curtain fabric shop to ask for a sample book and they gave her 4 enormous folders full of fabric. There is nothing like the thrill of getting something for nothing!

Sunday 24 February 2008

Chick Pea Casserole

Chick Pea Casserole - the ultimate in very cheap, very healthy food. Oh and it's vegan.
This recipe comes (I think with permission from) the ever great Gillian Cromar. Must check I've got her name spelled right.




1 onion (2 if it's small)
crushed garlic
a little oil for frying
grated ginger (or 1 tsp powdered)
3 or 4 carrots, chopped (more if they are small)
1 tin chickpeas, rinsed and drained
1 tin tomatoes
1 stock cube
3 tbsp worcestershire sauce
4 tbsp vinegar
2 tbsp brown sugar
2 bay leaves
hot pepper sauce (how much? It depends how hot it is silly!)

Fry up your onion and garlic, add your carrots and chickpeas and continue frying. Stir in your ginger and put in an ovenproof dish. Put all the other ingregients in the same pan, warm through and pour into the ovenproof dish. Cover and cook at 180 degrees for an hour or so. Serve with rice or something even cheaper if you are feeling poor.

It goes without saying that this is one that goes in my slow cooker. The first person I met makes this with a couple of rashers of grilled bacon (put it in with your onion at the beginning) instead of stock for flavour: both are lovely. Oh and other thing is, for goodness sake don't forget to reduce your sugar if you are using balsamic vinegar with it being so sweet.

Friday 22 February 2008

mistakes

I had a big load of shopping delivered the other day.  It's great - for only £4, Tesco will deliver all your tinned tomatoes, tuna, bog roll (not generally packaged in tins), fruit juice, red lentils etc for the next 6 months.  Fantastic if your sole mode of transport has only two wheels (and no motor) and you have space to store it all.  I've not done it before and it's a slight pain the first time trawling through the site (but also great fun - food shopping of one of only two forms of shopping I can really enjoy) and you have to be a wee bit careful: I am now the proud owner of 10kg of dried chick peas...

(Don't get me wrong, I love chick peas - recipes to follow - but I'm not a purist and the whole 'soak overnight and then boil for 1h30' is such that I did mean to order tinned.  Interesting to work out how much I saved then factor in energy boiling them.  Sounds like a Rach project though...)

Thursday 21 February 2008

The great diesel experiment

We've all seen the price of petrol and diesel creep up recently. If like me you need your car to get to work, then spending £50 to fill up your tank every 2 weeks is enough to make you weep.

Over the past few months I have been conducting my own highly scientific experiment aimed at discovering the most efficient way of expending my diesel. I would recommend you undertake the same experiment - you will be amazed. (The experiment requires your car to be able to display the Miles per Gallon statistics)

Control stage

With a full tank of diesel I reset the trip computer so that the miles per gallon (MPG) was blank and ready to go. Then I drove around as normal. By normal I mean that I drove observing the speed limits of 30mph in town, 60mph on single carriage roads and 70mph on the motorways. My drive to work consists of 15% town driving, 50% single carriage A roads and 35% Motorway. I would accelerate away from and brake at junctions normally.

My tank of fuel lasted for 11 trips to and from work, at an average of 54.6 Miles to the Gallon.

Experimental stage

Again, with a full tank of diesel I reset the trip computer. This time I really tried hard to drive ultra smoothly. At junctions I would accelerate fairly slowly, trying to keep my revs as low as possible. Coming up to junctions I would try and anticipate them in advance, allowing the car to slow down naturally, rather than driving along at 30 and then braking at the last minute.

On the A roads I would try and do the same, keeping a long distance between me and the car in front. This meant that if they braked I could slow down gradually. Also I kept my speed down to a maximum of 50mph.

On the Motorways I reduced my speed to maximum of 60mph. This seemed really slow at first, but I soon got used to it and realised that loads of people drive like this. Lorries are only allowed to go at 60 so you are happily in the flow of traffic. I find myself regularly driving at about 57 or 58, and my revs never go very high.

Result? My miles per gallon shot up from 54.6 to 69.7 and my tank lasted an extra 3 days.

But surely your trip takes much longer?, I hear you ask. Strangely enough, not really. You can bat down the motorway at 80 and then the lights in town turn red and your 2 minutes of advantage is lost. You feel like you are going faster, but the actual difference in time is hardly anything at all. We've all noticed the boy racer types who zoom off at traffic lights only to have to brake suddenly at the next set while we pull up gently beside them. They have made alot of noise but saved no time and expended twice as much fuel. It's the same principle but over longer distances and time frames.

An added advantage is that I am convinced it make me a safer driver. Aside from the speeding issue (an offence of which I have been caught on camera twice in the past and have no desire to rack any more penalty points on my license) simple things like increasing the distance between vehicles on the road has got to be a good thing.

If you try this yourself, tell me how you get on.

Mother's Tip No.2

This next tip from Mother is on a topic very close to her heart, in both the metaphorical and literal sense...

Invest In a Vest

Invest in a vest and turn down your home heating by at least one degree. I know you may be thinking that vests aren't the sexiest garments ever but there are some nice little numbers in black silk or jewel colours and even some thermal ones can look quite alluring . They really do keep you warmer too by trapping a layer of air next to your skin.

Think of the effect we would have on the planet, not to mention our heating bills if we dressed a little warmer in winter, particularly when indoors.


Sexy Vest. (Apparently this is a thermal one. It looks like it's trapping more than a layer of air. Ouch)














Not so sexy Vest













Really quite unsexy vests, but boy do they look toasty warm!





Hmm, despite being my mother’s daughter in many ways, I don’t have any vests. This is actually ridiculous – my house is freezing, and I would definitely benefit from this unloved article. My personal variation on this is ‘carry a cardigan’. I have a cardy in the hall that I don the minute I walk into the house. It is usually warmer in my car than in my house so extra layers are essential!

Monday 18 February 2008

Air Freshener

This is the ultimate green cheap tip, and I got the idea from Anthea Turner's Perfect Housewife, which I have to say I've never seen in my life. I did however, while it was on, get her handy weekly tips off the internet. I don't often admit to that.

Ok, so if you are using Air Freshener regularly, you are a) fairly gross and not very clean, or b) you live above chain smokers that fry bacon and don't ventilate. However, if Anthea needs it then what hope is there for the rest of us? This is great to have on hand when you've just had fish for tea, or have just been to the loo and people are arriving in 2 minutes....

Green Air Freshener

1 tbsp bicarbonate of soda
1 tbsp lemon juice
1 glass cold water

Put it in a squirty thing (also recycling!). You could also add essential oils to smell nice, but this is all you need to neutralise nasty pongs. If it's really nasty, you will need several squirts, but you can do so with a clean conscience knowing it's super-green!

Thursday 14 February 2008

Easy and virtually free patchwork quilt – Part 3

Read part 1
Read part 2

Assembling the quilt top

Time to sew this baby together. Start with the top row. Grab the top left block and it’s neighbour. Flip the second block over and position it on top of the first block so the front faces are together. Sew them together down the right-hand side. (Sorry if this is a bit obvious) You can pin the pieces together first if this helps you.


Speed Tip: You don’t need to reverse the stitches at the beginning and end of the line of sewing like you would in dressmaking.

Usually with patchwork you sew the pieces with very small 6mm seams. This avoids wastage and lots of bulk. In this case my fabric was very loosely woven and fraying like a bastard, so a 6mm seam would pull apart in a jiffy. I used a 1cm seam. If you are unsure what to do test a bit using the scraps you trimmed off earlier. Yank it about to see how it holds up.

Open out and iron the seam flat from the back. Don’t faff around opening out the seam - I always iron the seam over to one side like this:


Now attach the third block to the second in exactly the same way.


Keep adding blocks until the top row is sewn together in a long strip. Iron all the seams to one side, and all in the same direction.



Now start on the second row. Do exactly the same, but this time iron the seams in the opposite direction. This is so that, when you eventually sew the rows together, there isn’t too much bulk where 4 blocks meet.

Stitch all the rows in the same way, alternating the direction you iron the seams. Put each row back in it’s position when it’s done so you don’t get them in a muddle.

Now it’s time to join the rows together. Take rows 1 and 2 and lay them face to face. Pin them together so that the join of each block on row 1 matches up with the join of the blocks on row 2. Put a pin at each join.


Sew right along, removing the pins as you get to them. Make sure your carefully pressed seams stay in the direction you made them. Twisted seams don’t look very nice but if you get one by accident don’t worry. Press the bejeezus out if it with a steam iron and you’ll be ok.

Keep adding the rows in the same way, and don’t skip the pinning part here. It will look 100 times better if your corners at least vaguely match up. I am the world laziest pinner, but even I pin when I want the corners of blocks to match. If you have lined up the joins, and pinned properly you should get perfect points, like this:


And on the back your seams should look like this, going in opposite directions:


Turn it over to the front and press the whole thing again while admiring your handiwork.

Well lookie here – you completed the quilt top. Well done. Have a large G&T.

Wednesday 13 February 2008

Easy and virtually free patchwork quilt – Part 2

Read Part 1: preparing and trimming the curtain sample fabrics.

Designing your quilt

So, by now you should have all your blocks cut to the same size, and with nice square corners. (we'll do purposely wonky pieces another time, square is much easier for now.)

Now it's time for the creative part. Lay out the blocks side by side in a combination that pleases you. In order to get a rectagular quilt you might have to ditch a few. I had 41 blocks in total, so I could have made a 5 x 8 or a 6 x 6. I plumped for a 6 x 6 as there were a couple of colours I didn't really like, so omitting 5 blocks was no hardship.

If your sample book has only a few very large fabric pieces, consider cutting them in half to give yourself more options.

Anyway, this is what I did:
First I pinned them up in the order they were fixed in the book.



Then I shuffled them about a bit:



Then I rearranged them all starting with the palest colours in the centre moving to the darkest colors at the edges. This is my favourite layout:



In my studio I have a wall covered in polystyrene so that I can pin up quilt pieces when I'm designing. Before I had this little luxury I used the floor.

Now you are ready to sew it all together. That's part 3 though, so come back soon!

Tuesday 12 February 2008

Biscuit Basics


Warning: this post could potentially make you very fat.

When Rach asked me to do a post on 'Biscuit Basics' it took me a while to realise what she was going on about.  Then it dawned on me: on holiday in Dunquin, Ireland last summer I made biscuits every day.  This is because no sooner would they be out of the oven than they'd be gobbled up by my greedy family and they'd be demanding more.  There were no scales and no recipe books in the house we were  staying in, and the nearest little shop was a half hour drive away.  Necessity is, as they say, the mother of invention, so it was time to improvise.   I should start by saying that the one thing we had a steady supply of was butter, without which you'd be fairly stumped (but not entirely - see below).  But all other biscuit ingredients, I believe, can be conjured up by rooting through cupboards and being adventurous.

Here's a good basic recipe to get you started.  You can't go wrong.  I certainly recommend following this or another recipe closely until you've got a good idea of mixture consistency and how much they spread during cooking (the following recipe won't too much but others will) before you start to play with it.

Simple Biscuits

250g butter at room temperature, plus a bit more for greasing
125g caster sugar
300g flour (my recipe states it should be self-raising; I don't think it makes a scrap of difference)

Grease a couple of baking trays.  Put the butter in a large mixing bowl and beat with a wooden spoon to soften.  Beat in the sugar then stir in the flour.  This is where you get to roll it out and use your favourite pastry cutter (or just an upturned glass) or if you're like me you'll just roll it into small balls and flatten with the heel of your hand (or a fork for a pretty pattern).  Bake at 180 degrees for 15-20 minutes, until golden.

Now, in a perfect world, you'd always have a recipe to follow for whatever kind of biscuits you want to make, and scales to hand.  But if not...  Here are my personal favourite additions/corruptions:

Mixed spice: Always, always have some in your cupboard (or separate pots of cinnamon, nutmeg and ginger, but remember mixed spice also contains cloves).  Rach's favourite were mixed spice biscuits when we were kids, and I used to have a fabulous recipe (that was in one of those great brown 60s recipe books) that I of course can't find now, but a spoon of the stuff is always a yummy addition, and particularly good with brown sugar or...

Golden syrup
: remember to use less sugar!  And be careful to bind them well or leave plenty of space between them on your baking tray as they'll spread more during cooking.

Cardamom: I list this seperately because unlike all the other spices I like in biscuits it isn't included in 'mixed spice' you can buy in one jar.  Also delish in rice pudding incidentally.

Oats
: a healthy addition!  Lovely texture and will stop them spreading too much during cooking.

Custard power: you may laugh, but the ones that got the highest accolade in Ireland were made with oats and a tiny bit of flour (because I ran out) and flavoured with custard powder I dug out the back of a cupboard.

Flour: well, obviously.  But do try using brown flour and any kind of flour to hand really.  It's not like you need them to rise or anything.  There are of course loads of gluten-free alternatives you can use.

Peanut butter
: my preference for all cooking is the one with bits in.   This is the only substitute for butter that I can think of.

Vanilla/Almond etc essence
: I recently made brownies (which I'm afraid you do need a recipe for) with almond essence in them and they were delicious!  A principle worth carrying over.  A nice idea if you are using coffee is to have two doughs of different colours, roll them both flat, brush one with milk and put the other on top.  Roll the whole thing up and chill for 30mins, then cut into slices and bake for stripy spirals!

I won't insult your intelligence by listing things like dried fruit, nuts  and chocolate.  Please do leave comments if you have any more ideas!



So I hope its clear that you can make biscuits, even fancy ones, from things you have lying around in your store cupboard.  No need to rush to the shops in a panic.  And a top tip:  a run of home made biccys can easily and quickly made into a posh dessert by adding a dollop of ice-cream/yoghurt/mascarpone; fresh or stewed fruit (kept on standby in my freezer); chocolate shavings or a dusting of icing sugar etc etc.  The list of possibilities is endless....

Monday 11 February 2008

Easy and virtually free patchwork quilt – Part 1

Don’t be overawed by the thought of making a quilt. It won’t take you 2 years like in the olden days, and it’s not hard if you have half a brain. You don’t have to make a huge monster for your bed either. For starters I would advocate making a smaller ‘lap quilt’ which you can use on the sofa. This not only looks good folded up over the arm but is lovely to snuggle under if you are trying to reduce the amount you spend on your heating bills.

The following instructions are for very beginners. However, I’m assuming you’ve got (or can borrow) a sewing machine and can figure out how to sew 2 bits of fabric together in a straight line.

Buying all the fabric you need to make a quilt for your bed or the sofa can cost a bomb, and collecting scraps that match can take forever. Do not fear though. When I am strapped for cash I head on down to the local curtain shop and beg for their old sample books. In most cases they tell me to look by the bins because they normally just throw them away. What a waste!

This is a quilt I made a couple of years ago using a salvaged curtain sample book and a bed sheet second that cost £2. The one we are going to make here is even simpler, so don't panic.




The advantages of using curtain sample books as that the fabrics will be of the same weight, and will coordinate beautifully. The disadvantages are, for a beginner, they are more tricky to sew with than quilting fabrics as they are thicker and usually more coarsely woven, so fray easily. Don’t be put off though, who cares if it goes wrong? It was free.

Step 1: Preparing the fabric and cutting the blocks.



This is my sample book. Yours wil be different in size, but it won't matter, the principles are the same.

First, you need to prepare the fabric samples. Lever off the bindings with a screwdriver to liberate the fabric. The books are held together with dangerous spikes, so I asked an adult to help me with this part.



If there are paper labels on the back these are best removed by soaking in a bowl of warm water. I would also advocate washing the fabric at this point, but if truth be told I very rarely do this. (True quiltmakers would be horrified by this admission.) It is prudent to avoid any nasty colour running accidents or ugly shrinkage in the future. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Hang the fabric out to dry then press them flat.

Right. Now you are going to trim the pieces so they are all the same size. I can’t guide you here – my sample book here is quite small, yours might be massive. It doesn’t matter as long as the blocks are all identical at the end.

Some samples have a sort of plasticy glue down the edges to stop fraying. You should remove all of this in the trimming process. I also cut off the tops of my pieces where the spikes had punctured the fabric. I use a rotary cutter (like a pizza wheel for material) and a cutting mat to trim and square up my patchwork pieces, but scissors work just as well.

I’ll be back with part 2 later in the week, when I’ve trimmed me bits, so to speak. I’m making this quilt and writing about it as I go, so I hope it doesn’t go horribly wrong!

Saturday 9 February 2008

Mother's Tip no.1

With age comes wisdom. Who do we know is both old and wise? Mother!

We have invited our Mother to impart some of her pearls of wisdom. Here is her first effort:

Rediscovering The Library.

If you haven't been in a library since school or college , or since your mother took you to Storytime on a tuesday afternoon, can I urge you to walk through the door and register for a library ticket.

They are changed places.

Firstly they are noisy and bustling and all the lending rules and renewal systems have improved beyond measure. If, like us, you have no more room on your book shelves, it has got to be the answer. Also, all that recycling and rereading of books must be better that buying new cheap paperbacks every time we need something to read. Think of all the trees we could save.

Here in North Lincolnshire, I can take out 6 books at any one time. They can be renewed online and can be returned to any library within the county. I can request books online too and an e-mail will tell me when they are ready for collection. My mother and grandmother were great library users but it is only in recent years that I have gone back to borrowing books and I now realise what a fantastic resource we have. Library budgets are being cut however, all over the country.

So let's make a real effort to get borrower numbers up before it is too late and help save then planet into the bargain.

Love Mother x



Bravo Mum! I agree with this, and although I admit that there is something magical about opening a brand new crisp book, the library does have the answer for avid readers trying to save a bob or two. I get all my non fiction books from the library, and spend many a lunch hour browsing the shelves. I have learnt how to knit, make curtains, candles, quilts, upholstery, topiary and countless other things from books borrowed from the library. Get yourself down there!

Friday 8 February 2008

Soup by accident

Every wednesday I make a big vat of soup, because an unspecified number of people turn up for lunch. As I generally go shopping on wednesdays, this is a true make-do-with-what-you've-got/don't-waste-old-veggies soup. This week's was really yummy, so here's the recipe below. I didn't use any stock because I didn't have any, hence why I sweated out the celery with the onions and garlic (along with using lemon juice or balsamic vinegar depending on your other ingredients, this is my top tip for bringing out flavour). I figured chilli and coconut would give it a full enough flavour on top of that, and I was right!

1 large onion, chopped
few cloves garlic, finely chopped/crushed
a few sticks of celery, chopped
a bit of butter
2 carrots, chopped
1 large parsnip, chopped
handful red lentils
1 big potato chopped
chilli sauce
creamed coconut
salt/pepper/lemon juice

Sweat out the onion, garlic and celery in the butter.  Simmer the whole lot together (I leave soup in the slow cooker on high for a morning) and whiz (I mean use one of those hand-held food processors- I'm aware that in various parts of the country this word means pee).  Technically I suppose you should put your creamed coconut and seasoning in last. 

And before anyone accuses me of not being thrifty because I use creamed coconut, I buy it from the chinese supermarket where it's 40p a packet.  I think I only use about a 1/3 of a packet in this.  So ner.

Intelligence undermining

Hello again. My friend, quoted earlier, has chosen to remain nameless on this blog, but has given me permission to pass on tips I have nicked from him/her. Whatever... Anyway, he/she did point out that when making dahl and baked potatoes, if you cut your potatoes in half they only take half as long to cook (this 'aint rocket science) which is more environmentally friendly. It would of course mean that if you want you dahl ready more quickly you'd have to do it in a pan. I felt that this was entirely obvious, but apparently it needs to be said, and my brother-in-law did say I shouldn't assume too much intelligence on the part of the reader. Tony, you appear to be our only reader (at least commenter) so far, excluding family. How clever are you?

Sunday 3 February 2008

Easy hot water bottle cover



For the first crafty post, here's something anyone can make, whether you feel you have talent or not. It needn't cost you a penny, embodies the notion of recycling, and is a perfect thing to make on a cold Sunday in February. I don't claim to be the first to think of this idea. I've seen it around in various forms for yonks.






You will need:

An old jumper
A hot water bottle
other fabric scraps for decoration (optional)



First raid your wardrobe, or in my case my Husband's wardrobe, to find an old jumper. The garment donated to me (under slight sufferance) was not the most cheerful of colours but beggars can't be choosers. By the way, the best jumpers to use for this are knitted ones with nice ribbed cuffs.

OK, stuff your hottie inside the arm of the jumper with the bottle neck at the cuff end to test for size. Chop off the arm of the jumper an inch or so below the bottom of the bottle. In my case I decided to leave lots of extra space at the cuff end so I could turn it under to make a sort of polo neck effect.


Now turn the severed arm inside out and sew along the cut edge. If you are doing this on a machine then also zig zagging over the cut edges will avoid any fraying.

Essentially that's it. Told you it was easy.



We decided to embellish ours with some felt shapes. Sew them on or use fabric glue.

Because our sleeves weren't very stretchy we made cute little ties for the neck. To do this cut off either the neck band of the jumper or the waist band. We sewed on little felt covers to the end of the ties to stop fraying and to co-ordinate the colour scheme.

Insert your empty bottle through the neck hole, and tie the waistband ribbon around the neck to finish. Ta daaaaa!



Eleanor doesn't really do crafts at all - she's the foody one - but even she managed to make one of these with my instructions. We each had a sleeve of the jumper. She complained that mine looks better than hers, but for a first attempt at something like this I thought she did brilliantly.

Below is Eleanors hot water bottle cover. She went for explosions instead of flowers. What would Freud say about that? (Actually the real reason is that Eleanor is left handed and struggled to cut with my scissors. She needed a shape with straight lines!)




Comfort food


Here's a stolen idea, with a tip thought up entirely by yours truly. Ahem. Jacket potatoes filled with red lentil dahl covered in grated cheddar cheese.

This is so yummy you won't believe it, but the best thing is that it takes about 5 minutes to cobble together (and that includes getting the potatoes in the oven) at which point you can go out for an hour and a half and come back to instant food. It does worry me that I should use a word other than 'dahl' as this is probably a totally unorthdox way to eat it, let alone make it (done properly, you'd stir the onions, ghee, mustard seeds etc through the lentils once they're cooked). But doing it in the slow cooker (my tip!) means you don't have to watch the stove, and the lentils don't break up during cooking.

Incidentally, I always have plenty of red lentils on hand in my kitchen. An incredibly cheap source of protein, they also don't need soaking as other pulses so you don't need to have planned ahead. On a hot stove, they'll cook in only 15-20 minutes. Buy them from an indian shop instead of the supermarket for extra thriftiness, and always buy in bulk as they'll keep forever.

Cheat's Red Lentil Dahl

Red lentils
Onion, chopped
Garlic, finely chopped/crushed
Butter to fry
Curry powder or mixture of spices to your taste (in this I like more body and less chilli)
Vegetable stock
Salt
Lemon juice

Fry the onions and garlic in butter, stir in the spices, and put in the slow cooker with lentils and very hot stock. In my slow cooker (which is small and hotter than Rach's) it cooks to perfection in an hour and a half. Add lemon juice and salt to taste.
Put in jacket potatoes (maris pipers are well worth the extra pennies!) and cover with lots of cheese.
Yum.

Sorry, I have never weighed anything for this recipe and have no idea of how much I use of anything. So: don't be afraid of using plenty of red lentils, but do be aware that they swell up and absorb plenty of liquid (they'll need covering in stock).

Ok Rach, your turn.
Photo by Justin Cormack

Saturday 2 February 2008

Let's start at the very beginning - pastry.

Where to start?  I feel my first post should be something that encapsulates our reasons for starting this blog, wows you with our domestic insight or at the very least is truly original.  But I get nervous at the very thought of having to live up to such great ambitions, and so here's just what I was doing this afternoon.  It's not original, it's not all-encompassing, but this is something that will save you time, money, and from having to eat rubbish.

I was making pastry (recipe below).   Have you seen what goes into shop-bought frozen pastry?  Truly disgusting.  Make it in big batches and then freeze it in quiche/pie size balls so next time it just needs de-frosting and rolling.  Make jam tarts with leftovers (use up jam that you've had to scrape mould off - it's going in the oven at 200 degrees so don't worry!).  But here's the best bit: instead of faffing with baking beans, put your rolled pastry in it's dish into the freezer until it's gone hard.  Then you can either bake it blind just like that and it won't collapse (as long as your oven is properly pre-heated) or just stuff your filling in and bake it all together.  Something about the very cold to the very hot means that it will go crispy on the bottom.   Brilliant.  All credits to my friend (who has to remain nameless until I've asked her!) for this fantastic tip.

Here's a piccy of dinner just before being popped into the oven, compiled by my brother-in-law using my pastry and eggs from the chickens in the garden.  Scrumdiddlyumptious.



Basic Shortcrust Pastry

Essentially, you need half the amount of fat to flour, and a little water.  Easy.  The following amounts will line a flan dish to feed 4-6.  Sweet pastries will add more butter, egg yolks and sugar, but this is good for starters.  

75g butter (well chilled)
150g plain flour
2 tbsp (roughly) water

Cut the butter up and rub into the flour until it's like fine breadcrumbs.  Sprinkle the water over and mix gently with a table knife.  Add more water as needed a little at a time until it starts to bind.  Stick  your hand in the bowl and gather into a ball, kneading very lightly.  Roll out using a bottle if you haven't got a rolling pin on a floured surface.  

The above picture is goats cheese and grilled pepper quiche, and was cooked for about 40 minutes at 200 degrees.

Welcome!

Eleanor and I have always been slightly eccentric. Now we've decided to embark on this blog as a way of passing on some of our eccentric ideas to you.

I love making crafty stuff, and stuff for the house. Eleanor loves making food, and supremely delicious food at that! Not only this, we like to do it cheaply, and with a nod to helping the environment too. How worthy of us.

So stay tuned, and we'll be back with some great ideas of how you too can love green, and live cheap.

Hurrah!